That's Not What Happens

1. I must say though I've meet some that on their profile they say "Wanting a SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP" and for some reason or another that's not what happens!
Means: Everyone seems to quickly realize how creepy I really am.

2. I believe that all happens for a reason and that reason may not be for us to understand, just to accept.
Means: I am unable to reason...

3. I can drive a truck, tractor, build a fence, work on my truck, rope steers, ride my horse in competiton and can dress up to go out with you out on a Saturday night.
Means: I am trying to tell you why I always smell like cow shit.

4. I'm independent, yet needy.
Means: I have the money and the time to stalk you.

5. My partner should be loyal, hardworking and confident. Hope I'm not asking for too much.
Means: I am counting on you to support me.

6. Please No headcases, NO Liars, cheats, NOT married or exes drama. Just sincere and HONEST people please....
Means: I haven't been single long so I can afford to be picky.

7. Weekend in Vegas and having it totally comp'd is awesome, going to an African wedding in Kenya was a blast, tango'ng in Argentina was an experience, and swimming with sharks in Belize was an adrelaine rush.
Means: You will never compare to the life I lead by myself.

8. I do believe that you can not understand the true spirit of a person by the means of email.
Means: We must meet for sex immediately.

9. What I am particularly into right now is purchasing older homes, restoring them and renting them.
Means: I am currently unemployed.

10. Attraction dictates passion, passion allows understanding, and understanding initiates compromise.
Means: It made sense in my head.

Friday Fill-Ins: #169

And...here we go!
1. The right word does not begin with the letter "f".
2. Go to your room and shut the door quietly, please.
3. Up to my eyeballs in Girl Scout Cookies.
4. Away above the chimney tops where troubles melt like lemon drops is where you'll find me.
5. Ooh! What is that yummy food and how many points will it cost me?
6. Mothers eating their young is a good idea.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to Kenna going to bed early, tomorrow my plans include watching Whip It and Sunday, I want to clean house!

I Am Blogging Again!

Yay! We have a computer! It is older and slower than a Sunday driver, but it works and I can blog. Now I just need to get someone to read this blog...

Quick updates for now... Kaemie is no longer playing volleyball. Kenna broke one of her newly repaired legs in September. Kaemie and I worked at a haunted house over Halloween. I failed at NaNoWriMo again. I switched jobs and now work for the county developmental disability organization. Kaemie was in the school district-wide production of Footloose. Dad bought me a Ford Explorer that I love. Kenna just keeps growing.

Oh my gosh! I am just so excited to be blogging again. I am going to download pictures to this dinosaur (computer) and tell more stories!