And...here we go!
1. I'd like to stop obsessing about food.
2. One of my most favorite romantic memories is too far back to remember.
3. Last night, I had a teeny tiny burger and a handful of fries (dang diet) for dinner.
4. Sorry for the lack of interest.
5. Can we stop wasting my time now?
6. One of my worst temptations is garage sales; other people's trash is hard to resist!
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to sleep, tomorrow my plans include garage sales and Sunday, I want to get some spring cleaning done!
Friday, April 16, 2010
Getting Into New Things
Time for my additions to The Dating Profiles Meme. Check it out by clicking my title. My input is in italics. I am enjoying this as I recently joined Match and I am finding the profiles less than impressive.
The Dating Profiles Meme: Getting Into New Things
1. Looking for new friends male or female...trying to get into new things.
Means: I have exhausted my options for the opposite sex and I'm ready to destroy my chances with same sex partners.
2. Hi and greetings to all who reads at this time my profile.
Means: This is the only sentence you will be able to even begin to understand.
3. Im looking for a person who is true about themselves. Just be like yourself!
Means: But don't be yourself completely because that won't impress me. Just be "like" yourself.
4. I live by a lake in a nice area. We can go fishing.
Means: It's a good thing I live by a lake because I can't think of anything to do but go fishing.
5. I am an avid reader, love a good movie, and but I refuse to discuss anything about TV for much of it all is a waste of time.
Means: I won't discuss TV but I watch so much of it I have forgotten how to form a proper sentence.
6. So, if spontaneity and passion is in your blood, you have finally found the RIGHT one! are you ready to TRULY enjoy the rest of your LIFE??? Let me know!!!!
Means: I LOVE caps AND punctuation!!!
7. I am looking for someone active and takes care of themselves physically & mentally!
Means: I am looking for someone completely opposite of myself.
8. What can I say that makes me stand out from all the others? Honestly, You have heard my story before.
Means: Because I am like all the other jerks you meet...
9. It can happen. I have been in love before, know what it feels like. I have seen it happen for a lifetime.
Means: I am still with my wife and will never leave her, but I am looking for something on the side.
10. I have been told that I'm much better looking in person than my profile picture.
Means: My mom loves me!
The Dating Profiles Meme: Getting Into New Things
1. Looking for new friends male or female...trying to get into new things.
Means: I have exhausted my options for the opposite sex and I'm ready to destroy my chances with same sex partners.
2. Hi and greetings to all who reads at this time my profile.
Means: This is the only sentence you will be able to even begin to understand.
3. Im looking for a person who is true about themselves. Just be like yourself!
Means: But don't be yourself completely because that won't impress me. Just be "like" yourself.
4. I live by a lake in a nice area. We can go fishing.
Means: It's a good thing I live by a lake because I can't think of anything to do but go fishing.
5. I am an avid reader, love a good movie, and but I refuse to discuss anything about TV for much of it all is a waste of time.
Means: I won't discuss TV but I watch so much of it I have forgotten how to form a proper sentence.
6. So, if spontaneity and passion is in your blood, you have finally found the RIGHT one! are you ready to TRULY enjoy the rest of your LIFE??? Let me know!!!!
Means: I LOVE caps AND punctuation!!!
7. I am looking for someone active and takes care of themselves physically & mentally!
Means: I am looking for someone completely opposite of myself.
8. What can I say that makes me stand out from all the others? Honestly, You have heard my story before.
Means: Because I am like all the other jerks you meet...
9. It can happen. I have been in love before, know what it feels like. I have seen it happen for a lifetime.
Means: I am still with my wife and will never leave her, but I am looking for something on the side.
10. I have been told that I'm much better looking in person than my profile picture.
Means: My mom loves me!
Monday, April 5, 2010
I Know What I Want
I'm late for this meme, but just have to do it anyway. Click on the title of this to see the meme for yourself.
The Dating Profiles Meme: I Know What I Want
1. I have updated my profile. I'm at a point in my life where I know exactly what I want.
Means: The lies I told before don't work anymore.
2. I want someone who will be a healthy role model in my children's lives.
Means: I can't discipline them anymore and need someone else to impose consequences.
3. I really enjoy being in nature, feeling and listening to the crunching of leaves under my feet, listening to the waves hit the shore, staying home and listening to the rain and watching a good movie with someone nice, to playing shuffleboard together as we age.
Means: I'm trying to sound romantic and adventurous, but I'm really just a couch potato.
4. I just haven't met you yet.
Means: I have been doing on-line dating for a lllooonnnggg time...
5. Whatever happened to real dating? Is it silly of me to think that it could possibly still exist?
Means: I'm tired of just dating people in my RPGs.
6. I like sun more than snow.
Means: I'm not moving no matter how much I like you.
7. Happily never married, now it doesn't seem like such a bad idea! Actually, it isn't the "married" part that is attractive at this point in my life, I'd love to consider a soulmate with whom to share the second half of life.
Means: I am afraid of committment.
8. Newly separated, looking for someone to have some adventures with.
Means: I'm looking for sex for a while until I realize how much I love my spouse.
9. Been looking for love in all the wrong places... maybe here will be the right place.
Means: Hanging out at strip joints hasn't even been successful.
10. I belong to a non profit (the "Court") in which my court name is Ingok Ryd-alot, I'll explain about the court later.
Means: Write care of inmate number is 35795115873365, Leavenworth KS.
The Dating Profiles Meme: I Know What I Want
1. I have updated my profile. I'm at a point in my life where I know exactly what I want.
Means: The lies I told before don't work anymore.
2. I want someone who will be a healthy role model in my children's lives.
Means: I can't discipline them anymore and need someone else to impose consequences.
3. I really enjoy being in nature, feeling and listening to the crunching of leaves under my feet, listening to the waves hit the shore, staying home and listening to the rain and watching a good movie with someone nice, to playing shuffleboard together as we age.
Means: I'm trying to sound romantic and adventurous, but I'm really just a couch potato.
4. I just haven't met you yet.
Means: I have been doing on-line dating for a lllooonnnggg time...
5. Whatever happened to real dating? Is it silly of me to think that it could possibly still exist?
Means: I'm tired of just dating people in my RPGs.
6. I like sun more than snow.
Means: I'm not moving no matter how much I like you.
7. Happily never married, now it doesn't seem like such a bad idea! Actually, it isn't the "married" part that is attractive at this point in my life, I'd love to consider a soulmate with whom to share the second half of life.
Means: I am afraid of committment.
8. Newly separated, looking for someone to have some adventures with.
Means: I'm looking for sex for a while until I realize how much I love my spouse.
9. Been looking for love in all the wrong places... maybe here will be the right place.
Means: Hanging out at strip joints hasn't even been successful.
10. I belong to a non profit (the "Court") in which my court name is Ingok Ryd-alot, I'll explain about the court later.
Means: Write care of inmate number is 35795115873365, Leavenworth KS.
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